{"id":269,"date":"2014-07-20T13:38:23","date_gmt":"2014-07-20T13:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/?p=269"},"modified":"2014-07-20T13:38:52","modified_gmt":"2014-07-20T13:38:52","slug":"eau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/?p=269","title":{"rendered":"Eau"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/slide.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-264\" src=\"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/slide.jpg\" alt=\"slide\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1805\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/slide.jpg 1200w, http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/slide-199x300.jpg 199w, http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/slide-680x1024.jpg 680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #339966;\">As intimidating as this slide is, you will be fine. The adrenaline rush will mask the burn sensation on your back and will make you forget your bathing suit became a thong &#8211; Blizzard Beach &#8211; 2009<\/span><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As intimidating as this slide is, you will be fine. The adrenaline rush will mask the burn sensation on your back and will make you forget your bathing suit became a thong &#8211; Blizzard Beach &#8211; 2009 &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/shO2x-eau","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":271,"href":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions\/271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sharkboy.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}