Category: Books


It’s The Law!

Municipal Code Chapter 604 Packaging Bylaw was approved by concil at the City of Toronto in March 2009 to reduce the volume of plastic bags and encourage the use of reusable bags/bins. This means that retailers in the City of Toronto are required to charge a minimum of 5 cents per plastic bag requested by the customer at checkout. This bylaw took effect in June 2009.

Now, skip to November 24, 2011, two and a half years later. It’s embedded in us Torontonians, we know we will be charged $0.05 for a plastic bag if we don’t bring our own. We know!

So today I went to The Worlds Biggest Bookstore, I had a $5 coupon that expired at the end of this month and I was in need of a new read. When I got there, they were advertising a daily special of buy three books get the fourth free… Bonus I thought. I’m not a book snob by any means but I do prefer to read a hardcover, there’s just something about them I ike. The cover doesn’t bent, it doesn’t look like shit when you’re finished and it looks so much better on shelves. Blah blah blah… I know I know… So I chose four books and made my way to the cashout line. When it was my turn, I put my four books on the counter, took out my $5 coupon and the leaflet they had given me at the entrance with today’s special. First question was: “Do you need a bag?” I said yes. She gave me the total amount, I gave her my debit card, she did her thing, I did mine, she gave me the receipt and put the four books in a plastic bag… Now… that’s four hardcover books… not one, not two… four. So I picked up the bag and right away I knew it wouldn’t last one block:

Me: I don’t think this going to work, that bag isn’t strong enough, I’ll need to double this one up.
Her: Sure, but I’ll need to charge you $0.05

I held the bag up while she opened a second bag for me to put it in. I then reached in my pockets for a nickel.

Me: Are you guys so hard up for money that you can’t give a second bag?
Her: It’s the law!!!
Me: I don’t think anyone will come and do an inventory of your bags to make sure you charged me a nickel for a second bag when you can’t give one in the first place that’s strong enough to hold the $77 in books I just bought.

I hand her a dime, which was the smallest coin I had in my pockets.

Me: There, keep the change for the next customer who complains about your lack of smarts.
Her (to her coworker): Huh… I hate this job sometimes.
Him: He’s right though…

And tomorrow, at my local Starbucks, I’ll be enjoying the first pages of The Hunger Games, which I really want to read before the movie comes out.

I’ve been reading Robopocalypse these last few mornings before going to work. When I work on the later shift, the 9am to 5pm one, I like to keep my morning routine the same and still get to work for 8, but I sit at Starbucks for an hour and drink a nice Grande Bold and read… best way I’ve found to relax before being assaulted by the angry mob I’ll be seeing at my counter. Nothing like a book about the end of humanity to put things in perspective, n’est-ce-pas?

I was sold on this book by Stephen King’s review in Entertainment Weekly and by the fact that Steven Spielberg is already attached to direct the movie.

I’m almost at the end of the book now and can honestly say that it is a fun and creepy read. Definitely entertaining and definitely graphic. I love that the narrative is done from interviews, security camera footage, and first & secondhand testimonies. The stories take place mostly in the United States, England, Afghanistan and Japan and go on to show that in the not so distant future, all of our robotic helps will turn against us through the command of a main computer and destroy humanity by killing most and enslaving the rest. It reeks of naziism with the concentration camps and experiments performed on humans.

Anyway, I’m somewhat fascinated by this book at this moment and I can’t help but visualize the horror that would be if something like this really happenned. And yesterday on my way home from work, I kept seeing my welfare brethren riding on scooters, taking all the space possible on the sidewalks, riding fast and making pedestrians jump out of their way, all the while smoking cigarettes and I just started to think that Robopocalypse is not such a bad idea after all… I wonder if my iMac would be strong enough to write a programme that would make all these scooters commit suicide, driving off bridges, driving directly into the traffic, driving into the lake… and maybe getting together with the elevators of the taller buildings and taking the scooters to the top floor so they can just ride off the edges…

Ah, Robopocalypse, take me away…

Meeting Archie’s Main Man

While at the Fan Expo last weekend, I had to chance to meet with Fernando Ruiz, one of the writer and illustrator for Archie’s comics…


Writer and Illustrator, Fernando Ruiz

Not only is he very pleasing on the eyes, he’s also quite a nice person. We didn’t talk for long but after looking at the particular comics he had to sell, I decided on Haunted House which looked perfect for the Halloween time to come, he graciously offered to sign it for me. I know he’s there for that reason but it was nice to not have to ask.

I’m gonna go back to all my old Archie’s now and see which other ones he wrote.

Here’s a bit more about Fernando, from his website.

Big Finish Part 1

Well… after almost 2 months, I finally finish The Catcher In The Rye, not because it is a large novel and certainly not because I’m a slow reader, no, it’s just because I really and honestly couldn’t get into it… I found I couldn’t decide if he was just a privileged kid in need of directions or if he was just an annoying teenager going through puberty… in both instances he ended up sounding like a real whiner to me, a phony. Poor little rich kid.

I didn’t like it. I really didn’t. (that’s my homage to the novel, as well as the phony remark above.)

I continued reading it because I had been led to believe how great a novel it was and having gone to French school this was not part of our curriculum, so now, in my quest to read the great American novels of yesteryear, I finally got to it… I felt let down, I really thought there was going to be this big exploding finish… it got interesting only when he came home to talk to his younger sister and then ran away again to his old teacher… Maybe if I had read it 30 years ago when I was in my teens when no one really did things like this yet, I might have been impressed, but nowadays, what teenager hasn’t run away from home for a couple of days and bummed around town, it’s in the news all the time… It felt too common for today’s era.

31 Summer Days of SharkBoy – Day 8

Today we felt totally frisky, DR took this picture in the locker room at the gym early this morning, such rebels.
That’s right, two mornings in a row now. DR has a goal for losing a certain amount of weight before a certain date, and that’s all the kick in the ass I need to do the same.

Late last night, I finished the latest David Sedaris book When You Are Engulfed In Flames and I must admit that it is my favourite to date…

I remember reading Me Talk Pretty One Day and really laughing hard, thinking he couldn’t top himself, but I find with Flames he’s really done it, he comes off as a much more charming man this time around and whose life is still full of “crazy”. In fact here’s an excerpt so you can run and buy your own copy:

After visiting a medical examiner’s office 10 years ago, David’s list of “don’ts” grew to cover 3 pages and included such reminders as: never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk near a train, and never, under any circumstances, cut off your air supply while masturbating. This last one is a nationwide epidemic, and it’s surprising the number of men who do it while dressed in their wife’s clothing, most often while she is out of town. To anyone with similar inclinations, a word of warning: after you’re discovered, the police will take snapshots of your dead, costumed body, which will then be slid into photo albums and pored over by people like me, who can’t take the stench of an incoming decomp, so hole themselves up in the records room, moaning, “Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God,” not sure if they’re referring to your plum-colored face or to the squash blossom necklace you’ve chosen to go with that blouse.

C’mon, that’s some funny stuff…

Mr. Sedaris is also coming to Toronto this week, DR and I, both being fans, will line up to meet with him.

By the way, didn’t I totally call the two Marias to go home last night??? On other Maria news, DR and I have been confirmed for the taping of the July 21 result show… awesome!

Child 44

Child 44 is definitely one of the best book I’ve read.
Seriously.
Not only is it a very graphic murder mystery, it is also a non-stop – action – chase – get caught – escape – chase again – thriller as well.

This is Tom Rob Smith’s first novel and I can’t wait to see what he comes up with next. Let’s just hope it will not be like another favourite of mine, Scott Smith, who took 13 years to write The Ruins after his first novel A simple Plan, both excellent books, but I digress…

Child 44 came after the author read about and researched the true story of Andrei Chikatilo, a serial killer on a decade long killing spree that took place just before the fall of the Soviet Union in the early 90′s. He found the setting so great that he wanted to tell his own version of the story. He changed the timing from the 80′s to the 50′s, putting the hero in graver danger under the Stalin regime, and also dramatized the reasoning of the serial killer to act as he did.

One of the reason I thoroughly enjoyed this book is because TR Smith has the amazing ability to make you feel the absolute paranoia that must have been part of the daily life of the citizens of Soviet Union, how none of them could really trust anyone and had to continuously appear to live and act the way the State dictated they should. This paranoia also made you like a character one minute and then totally doubted that same person in the next chapter. It was amazing to never know if any of them were really good or bad. The story is violent, graphic, doesn’t hold any punches and is exciting. There is no time to rest, the action keeps on coming, and when you finally catch your breath, it’s starts all over again. I probably would’ve read that book in one or two days on a beach vacation, it was hard to put down after my lunch breaks (which is when I usually read these days).

Child 44 is now sold in at least 30 countries… but not in Russia… yet.

I have just found out that Tom Rob Smith has sold the rights to this book to one of my favourite director, Ridley Scott. He is set to direct (well, at this time anyway). Just like The Ruins, I will be at the movies the Friday it comes out.

READ THIS BOOK, GODDAMMIT!!!

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If you ever feel like a novel about a gay guy marrying a straight girl he hates just for the gifts and money they will get from each other’s family, his being the New York mafia from his mother’s second marriage and hers from some fake dutchess living in England who should be paying for the wedding but since she is fictional, is played by some coked up drag queen brought in only to make outrageous excuses for the mafia family to actually pay and who really cannot function unless she is high on a mixture of coke and Ecstasy but once totally relaxed manages to charm the balls of this “one-foot-in-the-grave” mobster family don with a penchant for Harlequin like novels and who will kill the gay guy if he finds out the rumours about him being gay are true, making all this difficult because the gay guy being an ass has also enraged an older gay man by stealing his boyfriend 6 months prior to the big wedding plan and who in return is now in a position of blackmailing our main gay guy for money in exchange of dirty pictures he has obtain of this main gay guy and his best friend naked in bed in the middle of the act who was only there to try and help him out even if he couldn’t keep his pants on long enough to think of the consequences of their silly secret rekindled romance but who in returns finally enlist the help of his composer/partner/girl-friend with has an amazing knack for solutions to some tough problems, then you should read Blue Heaven by Joe Keenan.
That book is all that and much more…

Total fun I tell you!

I have also read Putting On The Ritz by the same author and it is an equal rollercoaster of laughter and comedy of errors, I swear, I really laughed out loud reading these books.. I’m so looking forward to My Lucky Star, his latest, but that will have to wait until aftre I’m done with the books my hubby gave me on my special day.

Ah, yeah, Joe Keenan is also responsible for the most amazing Frasier episodes, you will recognize his timing and style easily.

Happy reading.

Nineteen Minutes

Nineteen Minutes refers to the amount of time it took one teenager to get inside his high school with four guns and destroy the life of a town forever.

Don’t be fooled by the cover, the content is billions time better:

The strenght of this book really is how in 455 pages it manages to dig into the messed up hormonal lives of teenagers and show you how cruel they can be to each other. I kept thinking back of my days in high school and it is really easy to believe that such an event can happen.

I hated high school. Everything about it. I wasn’t part of the popular kids, but luckily, I wasn’t part of of the freaks either and I did have some muscular jock-like cousins who would have loved a reason to beat up some asshole making my life a misery, lucky little me. At school, I was too often a silent witness to some other kids not having such a charming time, I didn’t know how to act about it, I don’t know how many times I faked being sick to stay home instead for fear it could happen to me one day, I was almost held back one year. Let’s just say I’m very happy guns weren’t so easily accessible, but then again, I probably would’ve have been “sick” at home if something big would’ve happened like a bullied kid coming to school with a bag full of weapons. The one thing that changed it all for me was the arrival of New Wave music and fashion, it seemed like I finally had a place to fit after all. Thank you B-52′s and your friends, you made me make new ones.

But back to the book: I really enjoyed the pace of the author, going back and forth between the time prior to the killings and the time following as well. You will not fall out of your seats by the conclusion, I saw it coming a mile away, but it didn’t destroy the effect the rest of the story had on me. I would’ve preferred more time spent on the teenagers and a bit less on the adults, although the most touching moments did come from the parents reacting to the main event and the main character. One of the things we find out in the story is how one kid developed a video game taking place in high school where he goes from classroom to classroom, getting access to new weapon and killing the popular kids who bullied him. Sounded like a “cool” game… and then today at Best Buy I saw this:

see a review here

I strangely want to play it now…

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The Terror, part 2

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It’s somewhat ironic that I haven’t had a lot of time to read lately and yet I’ve had one of the most interesting book I’ve ever started in my hands. Things have been busy at work and I don’t always take my breaks as I should. Well, I made up for it this weekend. I still had approx 300 pages to go, and although very long this book was never boring.

It is a tad depressing as the story is about 125 sailors stuck in the arctic ice for 3 years while searching for the Northwest Passage. Not only plagued with extremely cold temperature, lack of daylight, disease, hunger and mutiny, they are also preyed upon by a presence so evil, it will kill and mutilate sailors and replace body parts knowing that the body will never have a proper burial with just one’s torso stuck on someone else legs, the rest of them eaten for food… that’s if they can dig some sort of grave in this desperate land. As depressing as it might sound, it is definitely one of the best book I have ever read. I couldn’t wait to make time and finally finish it. I read the last pages while watching the Oscars, which wasn’t too hard a deal. Although, Jon Stewart was cutting and totally funny when he was on.

If you have read it or are reading it, let me know your thoughts.

Today, I’m starting Twilight by William Gay, the other book that was at the top of Stephen King’s best of 2007

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It’s kind of weird to want to review a book I haven’t yet finished… nor even gotten half way through, but it’s been a long time since I’ve felt this excited and taken away while reading a novel…

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I have to say that it really took some patience to go through the first 50 pages, but then the story really took shape after the author got all the llllloooonnnnggggg descriptive of the ships out of the way, as well as the back story on certain characters that you’re told at the very beginning will die shortly anyway… but man, when it picks up, it really picks up… not an easy feast when the action takes place in a most desolate and cruel environment with absolutely no salvation nor help in sight.

I’m loving this book.

Let’s hope the ending doesn’t turn out to be a dissapointing one since I’m selling it to everyone who’ll listen to me go on about it. You’ll have my final word on it after I turn the final page.

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