I’m in line at SOUP IT UP for lunch today. They sell soups. That’s what they sell. If you want soup for lunch, you go to SOUP IT UP.
So get this. I’m in line and the woman in front of me was so busy gossiping about Jackie on the phone with her bitchy friend that when it was her time to order she just said:
Bitch: “I’ll have the soup”
Me: (in my head) “What the fuck!!!”
Server: (in her head) “What the fuck!!!”
Server: “Huh… which one would you prefer?”
Bitch: “The one on special”
Server: “If I can have you read the board, we have 7 different kind of soup today, and we also have a nice chili”
Bitch: “Which one is the most popular?”
Server: “They’re all popular”
Bitch: “Do you have any creamy soups?”
Server: “Yes we do” then looking at me with a desire to kill she added “Maybe if you want to review our daily choices, I can help the next customer?”
Bitch: “I’ll have that one” (pointing to the vegetable and noodle soup)
Server: “Which bread would you prefer?”
Bitch: “I don’t take the bread is it cheaper?”
Server: “It comes with the soup, it’s not cheaper if you don’t get it”
Bitch: “I’ll take the small one then”
And blah blah blah it went until it was finally my turn… So what did I do? Yeah, you guessed it, I said: “I’ll have the soup”
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So, did the server laugh or come over the counter at you?
BWAHAHAHA! I’m laughing…. I’m sure the guy was thinking that he was gonna have to slap a bitch tho!
I woulda punched her in the back of the head and said “That’s cause you’re stupid!”