At work today, two employees were discussing another employee’s sexuality.
Idiot 1: Do you think he’s gay?
Idiot 2: NO!!! Why would you think that?
Idiot 1: Because… he grew a beard!
There you have it folks. If your dream was to be recognized as a gay person, you no longer have to suck cocks, just grow a beard. God knows it’s why I grew mine.
Wait, that’s how you tell? No one ever mentioned that to me. No wonder my gaydar is so useless! Oh, and to think of all the un-brearded straight boyfrinds I’ve had.
I wonder what my heterosexual but furry faced stright co-workers would make of that? Some of those heavy-equipment mechanics are rather fond of their beards. I never knew they were quite so fond of the cock as well. Hmmm, now to break the news to them!
Ha! Wouldn’t that be awesome if it were true?
Well shit, I thought I just didn’t have much time for shaving lately. Oh well, bring on the cock.