Archive for July, 2010


My iPhone 4 Story

The iPhone 4 is finally available in Canada. The 2nd largest country in the world is finally able to purchase the latest in Apple amazement. YEH.

I want mine now… and after learning that the great family plan DR and I share with our 3G will remain if we act in the next 30 days of the release, I want it now ever more.

This morning, at 7am, when the Apple Store at Eaton Centre opened up, the media was present and showed the long line up of people that had camped over night to be first to buy… I knew better than to rush there expecting to buy and be at work on time. I thought I’d be smart to wait until lunch time and see how it was…

Lunch time comes, I take my sandwich and my book and make my way to City Hall to read and eat on the garden patio… As I sit down, I get this text from DR saying: “I’m farting right now”. Of course I laughed and replied: “I hope you’re still in your office” and then put the phone down on the bench awaiting a reply… 20 minutes passed and since I was itching to see if the Apple Store was as busy, I closed my book and made the trek down the stairs, across Bay St to the side entrance to Eaton Centre. As I came in, I took a quick look up to see that the line up had not gotten any smaller in the 5 hours since they started selling. I reached in my pocket to text DR so he can be forewarned that his evening will certainly be super busy… My pocket is empty. No phone. My brain did a couple of quick back flips only to remember that I set it down on the bench where I was reading…

I took off running out of the mall like a bandit. All the while thinking about the very last text DR and I exchanged and how weird it will be for the person who found my phone and turned it on… Farting in the office place… Yeah… that’s how I want someone to find out more about me…

As I crossed Bay St once again, and ran up the stairs, I can see that no one is sitting on the bench I was occupying… I didn’t slow down.

As I arrived, I saw the shiny black phone still resting exactly where I had left it… It had been probably 10 minutes in total and of course it turned out that anyone interested in a phone today was already lining up at the mall to buy one… No one was interested in a lost cell phone full of farts in the office stories. And a 3G at that.

Still, it’s kind of weird that on the same day I tried hard to replace my 3G without any remorse, I almost hard a heart attack when I realized I didn’t have it anymore…

I’m looking at it right now.

The Panty Game Goes On…

As first reported on DR’s blog 3.5 yrs ago, and then again more recently, the panty game still goes on…

This morning, at Starbuck as I’m waiting my turn at the counter, I open my work bag and pull out my Clear Starbucks Reusable mug only to find the freakin’ panties all smooshed in the mug… I don’t think many people had noticed but when I exploded in laughter I had quite a few heads turned my way… I must have been 2 shades higher than scarlett when I noticed all eyes on me…

My coffee tasted extra good as I planned my revenge.

Overheard

At World’s Biggest Bookstore, purchasing a documentary about Disneyland And Walt Disney World on DVD:

Sketchy Cashier: Oh! That’s a good one. I almost bought this for myself. I’ve never been to Florida but would love to go.
Me: We’re big fans, we try to go every other years.

Ackward pause while he does things on his computer…

Sketchy Cashier: I hope you remember where you parked.
Me: I walked here, it’s all good.
Sketchy Cashier: No, overthere, they don’t give you anything, you have to remember where you left your car and it’s so big.
Me: When we go, we stay in their properties and use their bus system, it’s quite good.
Sketchy Cashier: Because it’s so big and they don’t give you a ticket or number, you just have to remember.
Me: Nowadays, everyone has a cellphone, you can use it to take a picture of the parking area number.
Sketchy Cashier: Oh yeah, that’s true.

We finally finish our transaction, he wished me a good day. As I walk away, the guy behind me hands the DVD he wants to purchase:

Sketchy Cashier: Oh. That’s a good one. I almost bought it for myself.

I turn around just to be sure that this guy didn’t also buy the exact same DVD I just did, I mean, what a coincidence it would be… No, no. He was paying for his copy of Batman, Under The Red Hood. I think the sketchy cashier should have a bigger repertoire.

A Day In The Life Of DeadRobot

Yesterday was DR’s birthday and since we didn’t have any solid plans until dinner time, we decided to take the day as it came:


At 6:00am, opening gift box (best I could do with the iPhone quality with just a nightlamp)


After a shower, we were ready to hit the road


Venti Early Grey Tea coming up!


Early walk on a quiet street


Flowers… good lord!


Best breakfast in town


Even on his birthday, I let him pay.


Walking through the city with a half stormy and half clear sky.


Bathroom break


Shopping for books at Chapters. The new Cory Doctorow is out…


We wanted to know who Salt was… I let him pay.


On the long long long stairway to Theatre 2 to see who Salt really is.


I let him pay for popcorn too.


Keeping an eye on my popcorn while I go pee.


Gotta go to Silver Snail on your birthday. He bought two little Star Wars robot figurines. I let him pay.


Yep… the robots are still in there.


With South-American performers… We were at least one foot taller… so cute.


After another bathroom break


Shopping for more books this time at World’s Biggest Bookstore.


Shopping for new – used video games… Red Dead Redemption is almost done.


Telling Da how to fix little computer issue.


In a moving elevator… wooooooosh.


Crazy spicy dinner at Green Mango.


Scratching and winning. Da’s birthday card to DR had a few lotto tickets and and he won $18… not bad..


And then on the way home, he noticed this little fun sign at some church.

I realized at the end of the day that when we do stuff together, we’re so set in the fact that DR will take out his wallet and use the interac billing system that I never even thought of making his day more special and actually pay while he waited on the side… oh well…

By the time we got home after dinner, our “dogs were barking” so badly that I fell asleep on the couch within minutes while some japanese animated movie was playing…

It’s New Music To Me

I asked one of my online friend to complete a mission for me… Find his favourite 25 songs presently on his iPod and create a playlist for me as I haven’t been listening to any new kind of music lately unless it was by Kylie or Pet Shop Boys. He’s working on this list right now but he gave me a preview of one song that would definitely be on it:

Sia – Clap Your Hands.

Of course I had to look it up on youtube and I fell in love right away:

Summer Memories #07

With this incredible weather we’re having in Toronto these last few days it’s hard to ignore Summertime and I find myself reminiscing about some of the good old days of my youth and the fun Summertime I’ve had. Here is, in no particular order, my favourite top 10 Summer memories:

Today is DR’s birthday, we’re going to have a great day… but being a selfish bastard this post will be about one of my best birthday gift.

#07 = Summer of 1978

Just before the summer of 1978 started, I came home from school on my 14th birthday shortly before 4pm. The big orange school bus dropped me right in front of my house as usual. My mom and dad were outside standing in the driveway. Now that was unusual. It was my birthday so I didn’t think I was in trouble but it felt somehow weird.

As I walked towards the house, my mom wished me a happy birthday and pointed towards the front of my father’s car:


Photo by Martin Flörkemeier from Moped Army

This 1977 beauty was there… Waiting for me… My very own Mobylette.
It was a used one, one year old, and it was yellow not orange like the picture above (I just couldn’t find any pictures of it in my own collection… I was 14 yrs old, taking pictures of my stuff wasn’t a big priority then) but it was MINE, MINE, MINE!!!

I don’t even remember saying thank you before my school bag flew one way and I started running to the bike with visions of going EVERYWHERE on this yellow mechanical beauty… I was roaring to go, I know my parents were talking, saying stuff I wasn’t listening to at all. I was on the bike. On highways. Riding to Montreal. Going to parties. Riding with a big scarf flowing behind me. And then my mom said: “You can ride it around here but I don’t want you on the boulevard (the main street that covered the entire island we lived on, one of the very few street with asphalt at the time) and I don’t want you riding it at night and I don’t want you… BOOM!!! All the rules started coming in… And you still have to mow the lawn… And you still have to water the garden… And you still have to vaccum…

I don’t remember caring that much about what was being said at the time, I was just in Mobylette heaven.

After a quick lesson on how to start it, handle it and a quick ride in front of the house to prove to my parents that I COULD be trusted with it, I was ready to go show my cousins…

That Summer, my other 2 cousins I hung out with the most also got the same type of transportation so we could all go around together… One of them had a mobylette like mine, but my richer cousin got a Honda version that was much nicer than ours but mine was still the fastest of the 3… my dad had chosen wisely.

I did go on the boulevard that Summer… I did ride it at night too… Hey. I was 14 now.

I only rode it for 2 Summers. I wasn’t good at mechanical upkeep and didn’t have much interest in fixing the little problem that would arise, so my dad sold it and I got a brand new 12 speed racing bicycle on my 16th birthday, which I loved and went EVERYWHERE with it. Pedals were the new motors.

Bestest In French Music

Notre-Dame De Paris debuted in Paris in 1998, it is a musical based on the Victor Hugo book: The Huntchback Of Notre-Dame. It was written by the very prolific Quebec songwriter Luc Plamondon who had penned some of the most popular French songs through the 70′s, 80′s and 90′s. Luc Plamondon also wrote another very popular French musical: Starmania. Both shows were translated and played in London and NYC.

The original Huntchback in the musical was played by Garou, who I had never heard of before playing my brand new copy of the score shortly after it was released. His voice is different, full of emotions and gorgeous. And so is he.

While performing at a concert, Garou surprised his audience by inviting two other friends (also original performers from the show) to perform what is probably the best song to come out of Notre-Dame de Paris. You can see Luc Plamondon in the audience with sunglasses at the very beginning of the clip.

Enjoy this song where Quasimodo, Frollo and Captain Pheobus sing about the beauty and enchantment that is Esmeralda, each of them declaring their impossible love for the bohemian:

Surprise Sunday

DR’s been working so hard lately, his regular job during the week days from 8:30 to 4:30 and then his dreamy Apple Store jobe from 5:00 to 9:00 in the evenings that I wanted to get him a little surprise in advance to his birthday next week…

So today is our “date day” as we haven’t spent much time together… He thinks we’re going to see Inception, which we both really want to see, but I’m taking him to Miss Saigon instead. We’ll probably see Inception later on tonight, just in case Miss Saigon was a mistake… not the most uplifting choice for a romantic date, but he’s never seen it, it’s in town for a little while only, it’s playing at the Four Seasons Centre For The Performing Arts (which needs to be visited at least once) and the show has some of the most beautiful songs…

A 27min 19sec Trip To Disney

I meant to post this a little while ago, then I got busy, then I broke a nail… As they say, better late than never, enjoy this amazing video: (watch it in HD if you can and enlarge to full screen, and try not to tear up!)

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