On my lunch hour today, I noticed this woman walking in front of me. She was wearing boots with heels, a knee-length dress, a short black puffy coat, a big woolen toque and a pair of thick grey sweatpants…
HUH???
SWEATPANTS UNDER A DRESS???
My brain went on full-tilt and my eyes started to hurt… I knew I could never unsee this fashion no-no. Even when it’s this damn cold… just wear pants and hide the freaking sweatpants under but not with a dress… Even straight boys would know that’s wrong.
I don’t know. I saw a couple of straight boys at The Christmas Tree Shop in Vermont wearing sweat pants shorts in -2C while it was rain/snowing.
Fashion crimes know no sex boundaries. You’ve seen some of my incarcerationable crimes
altho your eyes may be bleeding, in this oh so not fashionable city, it can’t possibly the worst thing you have seen.