Overheard

At Eaton Centre today, lunch time, after buying my meal in the food court. I sit down with the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly and take the first bite out of a messy Quarter Pounder With Cheese. I notice this man in a suit, looking at me, smiling and waving his hand in a way of saying hello. I say hello back but the look on my face truly indicates I have no idea who the fuck he is…

Man: Hi
Me: Hey… sorry, I’m not sure we know each other…
Man: You work at Old City Hall?
Me: Yeah
Man: Room 5A?
Me: Yeah
Man: I was there earlier this week.
Me: Was I nice to you?
Man: Yeah…(chuckling) I needed papers for a client
Me: Ah k… phew!
Man: Ok, enjoy your lunch
Me: Same to you sir.

One Response to “Overheard”

  1. Dead Robot Says:

    Best Overheard yet.

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