Archive for August, 2009

I Hope The Pan Am Games People Didn’t See This…

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

Since returning to work a month ago, I am once again walking back and forth from Cabbagetown through to downtown daily. It’s a nice 30 minutes each way spent listening to podcasts or music.

For the last few weeks though, this walk is more like an Olympic event with all the hurdles I have to jump over. In my immediate neighborhood, Aberdeen Ave has certainly been mangled with all the holes dug up, the plastic pipes uncovered on the sidewalks, the hoses exposed and the asphalt and pebble badly covering pedestrians’ way:

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Perfect for those powered-up wheelchairs.

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Tim Horton’s garbage and other crap filling the holes.

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Pretty long blue line.

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Where snaky and safety meet.

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Embellishing your property for the Summer.

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3 more houses this way please.

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Since the seal is broken on this one, let’s put it to use in the garden.

It’s also all over Ontario St:

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How many more months?

And it also continues on Church St, etc. etc.

I’m really hoping the evaluators for the 2015 Pan Am games visiting Toronto this weekend didn’t get to see all these 3rd world looking streets. But then again, they were probably too busy avoiding that idiotic group called: NO GAMES TORONTO fronted by the most retarded spokesperson I’ve seen in years. Judging by the video I was able to find on CTV news’ website, (if you click the play button, you can see the whole segment on it, she appears 2 minutes into it), you can clearly see what I’m talking about. Why would a group get together to stop a worldwide event to our city that would help embellish it, fix it up, build it up and just bring it some attention it deserves? And why would you choose a spokesperson who’s already been made fun of so much by Kids In The Hall already?

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The No Games Toronto Spokechick & Chicken Lady

Growing Up In The 80’s

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Here’s another reason why I’m glad I grew up in the 80’s:

(I would cut a conversation midway through to rush to the dance floor if this song started)


Bananarama – Cruel Summer
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In The Dark

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

We’re still in the dark.
We’ve been without power for the last 15 hours. It’s like camping without the drinking.
Hopefully we’ll wake up in the morning to the sound of electrical appliances. Luckily we were able to take our meat products to DR’s dad and won’t have to throw out two weeks worth of dinners in the garbage.
And now my iPhone is slowly dying…
Goodnight!

Dinner And A Storm

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

Right after dinner, while watching the evening news, talks of tornado watch around Toronto were all abuzz. We looked out the window in the living room and the darkest of sky was coming our way. It went pitch black and then the thunder and lightning started. A wall of rain just suddenly appeared, with fairly strong winds too. The French flag over Daniel & Daniel just disappeared. Flew away. Bye Bye.

Then when we went for a looksy through the windows at the back of the apartment, we saw this in the parking lot:

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The storm was quickly over and the supra dark sky was replaced by this beaute:

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Disneyland Fans Unite

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

While listening to the latest Netcot podcast this week, I was made aware of the recent found footage of Disneyland being built. Some of it in real time showing glimpses of Walt in his happiest prime and other parts put into time-lapse so you can see it grow. It’s amazing to think that it took one year only from the time they broke ground to the grand public opening.

If you have 42 minutes, and are a great Disney fan like everyone in this household, sit and enjoy all 5 parts:

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

I want to go back…

One Week Into It

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

It’s been one full week since I started my new duties, which are not that different from the old ones really: instead of replacing people at the counter on their breaks and lunches and working in the back the rest of the time, I now work the counter full time AND get replaced on my breaks and lunch, leaving me with a lot more to look after such as payments, motions, transcripts, appeals, etc. YEH.

One major difference so far: time flies. I cannot believe how fast the days go by when you get yelled at that much. I’m also amazed just how many people cannot fill out a simple one page form correctly.

Of course, I exaggerate a little bit… not everyone is angry, and yelly, and insulty, and stupid…y. And since you’re curious, here’s a sample of conversations / comments from the first week:

After giving me a copy of a Notice of Fine and Due Date (meaning the client has not taken any action on a ticket for more than 45 days), this lady asks what time of the day the offence took place. A quick check revealed the ticket was issued at 1:45am. She then asked if I could please make these letters stop coming to her house as her son, who got the ticket on that day and time, committed suicide shortly after. There isn’t much you can do about this unfortunately, but I told her how sorry I was to hear this and that for sure she’d never get another letter like this in the future… Happy first day me!

Then there was the guy who gave me a printed receipt for a payment made online. He then asked why his licence was suspended even though he had clearly made a payment soon after receiving the ticket. A quick look showed that he had paid a moving violation into the parking tags website which meant the money was taken but was sitting in limbo as the ticket number couldn’t be matched to any parking matters. I told the man that yes, this was in fact a receipt but… he interrupted me half sentence to say: “Oh my god, we have a winner here, he can read”. Turning to the crowd behind him he continued: “Hey everyone, this guy just confirmed that this is a receipt”. Then back to me: “Congratulations, you can read. It’s written in black and white, we can ALL read that”. Since he was being a douche, I stopped talking, short of telling him that all we had to do was call a certain number to have the charges reversed back to the correct account, that would take 1 minute or so at the most, and I’d make sure the Ministry of Transportation would be notified immediately. A couple of minutes and a half and he would’ve been out the door. Instead, I told him I’d have to get my Lead to look into this matter and asked him to have a seat in the crowded, non-air conditioned room.

Then there was the lady who had to call her husband, then her bank, then her credit card company to cover a 4 figure infraction that would suspend her driver’s licence if not paid that same day as it was now in default.

Then there was the one who paid a $1300 infraction in $20 bills and kept asking me questions while I was counting. The first time I simply asked him to wait until I was finished with this transaction before we moved on to the next, but no, he kept on going. So I looked him straight in the eyes and clicked off the microphone cutting him off completely until I was finished. Once done, I clicked it on again and said: “You were saying?”

Then there was the over-protecting mother who accompanied her son to request a trial date and wouldn’t let him speak at all. When I said that I could only speak to one person at a time, and would prefer to talk to the person who’s name was on the ticket if he was present, she fired me a burning look and finally let the son speak for himself… I mean, c’mon, all I’m asking is for him to answer the questions on the form… He gave me a quick smile when his mom left his side to sit down on a nearby available chair.

Then there was the one came to complain about the length of time it took to deal with a matter, demanding to see a Justice of the Peace immediately. All I could do was send him in, I can’t argue with someone who won’t listen. As he walked away in the direction of the Justice of the Peace, I noticed that he was wearing a nice shirt with Daisy-Duke Cut-Off jeans short… hot pants… Yeah. A Justice of the Peace won’t take your complaints very seriously if you barge in dressed like that. I didn’t see him leave, but I inquired later on and was told that never got inside the JP’s offices…

Then there was the lady with the low cut top who leaned on my counter pressing the puppies together in hope of I don’t know what really. Without looking up, I said: “That doesn’t work on me.” The puppies were pulled back inside the “kennel”.

Then there was the one who started to cry when I told her an unpaid offence from the beginning of the year was suspending her driver’s licence.

There there was the one who made me explain all options opened to him to deal with this ticket, options clearly explained at the back of the copy given to him by the issuing officer. After slowly going through all the options, I took a quick look based on his driver’s licence revealed MANY many many request for trials. I looked back at him and asked if he wanted to do the same as all the other tickets he’d dealt with in the recent months. He said yes.

Then there was the guy who complained that City workers were all overpaid lazy people (hummm where did I hear that one before?!) and were a disgrace. Why? Because he received a speeding ticket and had to deal with it… At least if you’re going to have a rant, be original, wear Daisy-Duke Cut-Off jeans shorts and don’t repeat the same thing we’ve heard for 6 long weeks in June and July on all the media outlets.

Then there was the agent who comes regularly to file for his different clients who complimented me on my work and said it was nice to finally see me on a full-time basis. So sweet.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg in that one week.

Summer Treats

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

Today, most likely the hottest day we’ve had this summer with a humidex of 40 Celsius, we were in no mood to stay inside the apartment and cook. We could have gone to the Toronto Islands and gotten some rays on the beach, but we opted to use the City outdoor pools I heard so much about during the strike.

The closest one to us is the one at Riverdale Park. I called to find out their operating hours and if there was an entrance fee as we didn’t want to carry wallets unnecessarily, just the money needed for the pool. Riverdale Park pool is open from noon until 7pm for everyone, and then from 7pm to 8pm for adults only. The only cost is a quarter per lockers.

We left around 12:30 and walked the 20 minutes trek. We came in from the back and the pool didn’t look busy at all. Bonus. We then made our way to the front and BAZZING!!! There was a line-up of approximately 100 people. A quick investigation told us that the pool was at capacity at the moment due to the lack of lifeguards present. Apparently enough lifeguards left their jobs with the City during the strike and didn’t feel like coming back for the few weeks remaining. Upon hearing the news a few people left but we decided to stick it out a bit longer.

45 minutes in the sun with an annoying crowd of people who don’t know line-up protocols is enough to get you to drink. Luckily there were some funnier people like the “very” important Riverdale Queen who marched all the way to the front of the line and yelled that she wanted to see the manager immediately. The girl at the door let her in, only to see her come out and join her group again behind us mere seconds later. As DR and I were next in line to finally get in, Riverdale Queen came back again and sternly said to the girl at the door: “Where’s the manager, he said we’d have to wait 30 minutes only and then we’d get in. It’s been 30 minutes. We’re not waiting any longer”.

Although I was really curious to find out what she had up her sleeve to force her way inside before everyone else that had been waiting in the heat, we were lucky enough to be let in.

Undress, undress, undress.
Locker, locker, locker.
Shower, shower, shower.
Dive, dive, dive.
Swim, swim, swim.
Sunbathe, sunbathe, sunbathe.

Just like that, 2 hours passed.

Refreshing.

We came home and while DR was preparing some delicious Peaches and Cream corn on the cob, I made a little dessert I like to call Sweet Strawberry Cream. Because it’s made with strawberries… and sugar… and cream…

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Some delicious fresh strawberries, sugar, cream and a food deconstructor.

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Remove leafy part

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Wash

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Mush them nice and good

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Add the cream and sugar (to taste, half a cup or so), and mush them some more.

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Chill and serve

Aaaahhh, Summer.

Summer Weather

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

It’s mid-August and we’re finally getting the Summer weather we’ve craved since… well, the beginning of that ugly labour disruption we’ve just gone through… I’m not bitter. I’ll take the hot and humid weather anytime it comes. Happily. Even with some of the problems it might bring with it.

Today. Lunch time. Park bench at City Hall by the fountain. With my book. Humidex of 33 Celsius. I’m feeling the heat. I’m enjoying my read. I’m also texting with DR about some crazy ass mini-hdmi cable, like I know what the hell I’m talking about. Life is good.

My lunch break almost done, I gathered my belongings and started heading back to the office. There’s a convenient store along the way where I stopped to buy a large bottle of water instead of a regular one. The air conditioning inside felt really nice. I felt it cooling my face, my neck, my chest… MY CHEST??? I looked down and rigth away noticed the two dark half-moon wet shapes…

GOOD LORD… BOOBY SWEAT!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Meme

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

I so rarely fill out memes, but I thought this one fun when I saw it on gambrinous with griffonage‘ site. These are all questions that a simple yes or no can’t really and totally answer:

Rules:
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems.

Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do: Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag as many of your friends as you’d like to. Or not.

Kissed any one of your Facebook/Myspace/Twitter friends? NO
Been arrested? NO
Kissed someone you didn’t like? YES
Slept in until 5 PM? NO
Fallen asleep at work/school? YES
Held a snake? YES
Ran a red light? YES
Been suspended from school? NO
Experienced love at first sight? YES
Totaled your car in an accident? NO
Been fired from a job? YES
Fired somebody? YES
Sang karaoke? YES
Pointed a gun at someone? YES
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? YES
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? YES
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? YES
Kissed in the rain? YES
Had a close brush with death (your own)? NO
Seen someone die? YES
Played spin-the-bottle? YES
Sang in the shower? YES
Smoked a cigar? NO
Sat on a rooftop? YES
Smuggled something into another country? NO
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? YES
Broken a bone? NO
Skipped school? NO
Eaten a bug? YES
Sleepwalked? NO
Walked a moonlit beach? YES
Rode a motorcycle? NO
Dumped someone? YES
Forgotten your anniversary? NO
Lied to avoid a ticket? NO
Ridden on a helicopter? NO
Shaved your head? NO
Blacked out from drinking? YES
Played a prank on someone? YES
Hit a home run? NO
Felt like killing someone? YES
Cross-dressed? YES
Been falling-down drunk? YES
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? YES
Eaten snake? NO
Marched/Protested? YES
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? NO
Puked on amusement ride? NO (but close)
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? YES
Been in a band? NO
Knitted? NO
Been on TV? NO
Shot a gun? YES
Skinny-dipped? YES
Gave someone stitches? YES
Eaten a whole habeñero pepper? NO
Ridden a surfboard? NO
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? YES
Had surgery? YES
Streaked? NO
Taken by ambulance to hospital? NO
Passed out when not drinking? NO
Peed on a bush? YES
Donated Blood? YES
Grabbed an electric fence? YES
Eaten alligator meat? NO
Eaten cheesecake? YES
Eaten your kids/siblings Halloween candy? YES
Peed your pants in public? NO
Snuck into a movie without paying? YES
Written graffiti? YES
Still love someone you shouldn’t? NO
Think about the future? YES
Been in handcuffs? YES
Believe in love? YES
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? YES

Sidewalk Etiquette

Monday, August 10th, 2009

DR and I were only 200 ft away from the front door when I realized I had forgotten my 5th week Strike paycheque at home. There was a huge omission on it and I wanted to to go the Union’s office during my lunch time to fill out the paper required to get this fixed.

I was also running late as I took my sweet time getting ready for work this morning and didn’t really have time to go back and get it.

See, I had purposely left the cheque by my computer so I would remember to put it in my work bag, but everytime I saw the it over the weekend, I’d put it out of my mind until next time… which of course led to this morning, 2 blocks away from home.

For some reason, it put me in an instant foul mood and that’s when this dwarfish-pixie-haircut-50-yrs-old-but-I-want-to-pass-for-20-with-my-capris-and-my-fat-ass-and-my-espadrilles crossed the street and started walking right behind us, not passing, not slowing down, just behind us, just like she was trying to listen to our conversation. THAT DRIVES ME FUCKING NUTS!!! I honestly cannot stand this. An entire empty sidewalk and this idiot trying to get in the space between my underwear and my ass.

And then it happened. She talked. More to the point, she said: “Excuse me” and as both of us turned around to see what was going on, she just waltzed in between us and went on her way. Just like our two fat asses were just blocking her way… With steam coming out of my ears I turned to DR and loudly said: “IS SHE FOR FUCKING REAL?” “SHE SERIOUSLY COULDN’T WALK AROUND US???” “I THINK IT’S TIME TO MOVE OUT OF THIS ZOO CITY, I CAN’T STAND ITS MONKEYS ANYMORE!” And on and on and on.

She never turned around to acknowledge how annoying she had just been, which is a good thing because I could lose my job if I get charge for assault, but we actually watched her going and try to do it to two business men walking side by side a little ahead of us. The fat one of the two would have none of it and thankfully he made her walk around him instead of both of them moving out of her way.

I can share the sidewalk, that’s not an issue, in fact I always make it a point to never walk in the middle of it and stick to the right, just like cars do on the road, but man-oh-man, why do people have to be so irritating? I won’t move out of the way for bicycles, I won’t move out of the way for baby carriages, I won’t move out of the way for scooters because I give them all the space they need to start with. You want to pass me? Go around me. This “little” bitch caught me by surprise this morning and it was all I could do not to rip her head off à la SUPERJAIL, the most ultra-violent-bloody-fun-show-ever: