Sharkboy

Chances Are I Already Hate It!

9 Comments:

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  matthew thompson

  February 21st, 2009 at 12:23

  So I went to the local costco last night, and like… oh my god… I ran into my good friend Christina… and she was like oh my god I totally need to get some tampons… I am like totally having a heavy flow day… I told her… giiirrlll you better just go for the depends.
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  David

  February 22nd, 2009 at 11:50

  Christina was doing a supermarket sweep around Costco when she realised she had come out without her weave on so she tied some tampons together and made a very attractive wig
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  Phronk

  February 22nd, 2009 at 21:32

  Christina the human penis entered Costco and was aroused by all the deals. She immediately climaxed, spewing cottony white goodness from the top of her head. She reached for the tampons before realizing that the cleanup on isle 3 would require extra absorbency.
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  Evil Panda

  February 23rd, 2009 at 11:03

  Caption for pic#2: “Ooooooh! SHINY!”
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  Deadrobot

  February 23rd, 2009 at 18:59

  You people are mean!!

  I so wanted to keep Christina’s badge.
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  SharkBoy

  February 24th, 2009 at 19:51

  mt: A+, I always thought Christina to be a Valley Girl too
  David: A+, good use of the props
  Phronk: A+, you touched everything and I love the words climaxed and extra absorbency
  EP: Costco’s big lights, don’t you know
  DR: Please stay in character, these people want Christina.
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  matthew thompson

  February 25th, 2009 at 21:42

  A+, Sweet! (to the max)
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  Phronk

  February 26th, 2009 at 20:30

  If you scroll up and down on the Playtex picture it looks really weird.
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  Dead Robot

  March 1st, 2009 at 03:49

  Wait! I thought it was “dependS”. When did it go singular?