Comments on: Fleefus Might Have The Solution http://sharkboy.ca/2009/02/16/fleefus-might-have-the-solution/ Chances Are I Already Hate It! Mon, 21 May 2012 16:55:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Phronk http://sharkboy.ca/2009/02/16/fleefus-might-have-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-1992 Phronk Mon, 23 Feb 2009 01:11:27 +0000 http://sharkboy.ca/?p=1314#comment-1992 Well he couldn't have been normal. Like, who steals a dog? (except maybe a true beastiophile) Good ideas in this post. Would this work for other lost things? "Lost ring. Used to think it had sentimental value, but now realize it was a douchebag all along. If found, please melt down for scrap metal." Inanimate objects gotta defend themselves too. Well he couldn’t have been normal. Like, who steals a dog? (except maybe a true beastiophile)

Good ideas in this post. Would this work for other lost things? “Lost ring. Used to think it had sentimental value, but now realize it was a douchebag all along. If found, please melt down for scrap metal.”

Inanimate objects gotta defend themselves too.

]]> By: Sean http://sharkboy.ca/2009/02/16/fleefus-might-have-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-1981 Sean Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:07:39 +0000 http://sharkboy.ca/?p=1314#comment-1981 I was kidding. The dog is found. Life is normal. RELAX. Sheesh. I was kidding. The dog is found. Life is normal.

RELAX.

Sheesh.

]]> By: Richard http://sharkboy.ca/2009/02/16/fleefus-might-have-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-1980 Richard Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:21:11 +0000 http://sharkboy.ca/?p=1314#comment-1980 The perp had a convo with Ross (my partner from whom the dog was napped) before he stole the dog and it was pretty clear he was either mentally simple or very high on something brain-damaging, like glue, perhaps. Our dog is usually very affectionate with mentally handicapped people and to have one of them fussing over him is fairly common and usually pleasant for everyone involved. I think that was one reason Ross allowed his attention to be distracted for "not more than 10 seconds," as he says, to specify which way a steak should be cut to a butcher standing at the back of the shop (why are added blog comments so often on the snide side, anyways?). I wrote that text to help anyone who saw the dog with the thief make the right decisions about what to do. Indeed, Lori, who rescued the dog, saw him the next day in the same neighbourhood wearing the same collar and leash and when she confronted the man, he just gave the dog to her. He was not a dangerous crackhead thief or whatever. Another woman reported he'd been seen handling the dog in a way that almost got it hit by a car. We shall find out soon who he is. Fleefus has led us to what may be his address. If you don''t like the term mentally handicapped for someone with very low IQ, make a suggestion. The word that actually first came to mind to describe the person was 'zwaakbegaafd,' but I couldn't write the poster in that language! The perp had a convo with Ross (my partner from whom the dog was napped) before he stole the dog and it was pretty clear he was either mentally simple or very high on something brain-damaging, like glue, perhaps. Our dog is usually very affectionate with mentally handicapped people and to have one of them fussing over him is fairly common and usually pleasant for everyone involved. I think that was one reason Ross allowed his attention to be distracted for “not more than 10 seconds,” as he says, to specify which way a steak should be cut to a butcher standing at the back of the shop (why are added blog comments so often on the snide side, anyways?). I wrote that text to help anyone who saw the dog with the thief make the right decisions about what to do. Indeed, Lori, who rescued the dog, saw him the next day in the same neighbourhood wearing the same collar and leash and when she confronted the man, he just gave the dog to her. He was not a dangerous crackhead thief or whatever. Another woman reported he’d been seen handling the dog in a way that almost got it hit by a car. We shall find out soon who he is. Fleefus has led us to what may be his address.

If you don”t like the term mentally handicapped for someone with very low IQ, make a suggestion. The word that actually first came to mind to describe the person was ‘zwaakbegaafd,’ but I couldn’t write the poster in that language!

]]> By: Sean http://sharkboy.ca/2009/02/16/fleefus-might-have-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-1978 Sean Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:30:04 +0000 http://sharkboy.ca/?p=1314#comment-1978 Hmmm...Devil's Advocate here... ...try Handi-CAPABLE. He managed to steal a dog off of someone who was stupid enough to leave it unattended while they entered a butcher shop* *generally glass-fronted, severely WINDOWed affairs. Just sayin', is all... Hmmm…Devil’s Advocate here…

…try Handi-CAPABLE. He managed to steal a dog off of someone who was stupid enough to leave it unattended while they entered a butcher shop*

*generally glass-fronted, severely WINDOWed affairs.

Just sayin’, is all…

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