I was warned a package was coming from the Chicago Boys, I had no idea what was in it… but once I opened it and stopped screaming like a little girl, I put it on and have been rocking it since:
Please meet Benchley The Hat:

DR and Benchley, the ONLY other time someone will be allowed to wear it!

Sheila and Benchley on their first date
BIGGEST OF THANKS to Bill and Andy… Seriously, I’ve been home 2 hours now and it’s still on…
BEST HAT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


OMG! There’s a shark devouring your brain!
Thank god its not one of those little urethra fish!
Sweet!
But is it a brain-sucking shark?…
That hat ROCKS! Is that a hand-knit? If I were you I’d never take it off again!
I am so glad that you finally got the hat!
Yes, it is a handknit (I used all Canadian yarn, btw). “Shark Hat” is a pattern by Knitting Ninja (www.KnittingNinja.com)… a Canadian designer from Ottawa!
Haha, love the bloody effect touch!