When DR and I are at our respective work places, we email each other throughout the day, helps time go by and feels warm inside.
What do we talk about you ask? OK, here’s a sample on a boring day at work for both of us, the Thursday before Halloween:
From: Michel Paquette
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 8:50 AM
To: Ted Healey
Subject: Thursday Oct 30
One more day before all hallows eve takes over.
How’s your morning going?
It was a cold walk for sure, my hands were totally frozen, first time in a long long time.
Another first today, I didn’t leave a tip at Starbucks… I mean I go there everyday, always leave a tip, people know me, they prepare my drink before I come in… they have a new one there this week and on all occasions this week I got her, Monday, Tuesday and Today… I know she doesn’t know me, and I cannot expect her to prepare in advance like the others, but give me a break… On Monday I ordered my usual: Venti Mild normally $2.26 tx in, the cash showed $4.50 something, I said I only wanted one, she said that was the price and then she turned around and order a Grande latte… HUH? So I said, I wanted a Venti Mild… so she erased and ordered the right thing except she gave me Venti Bold… ok I can live with that. On Tuesday, same thing, Venti Mild, she picks up a Grande cup, so before she starts pouring I repeat: Venti please… the other cashier picks up the Venti cup and hands it to her, this time she pours half Mild half Bold, I guess one ran out??? Not sure why she switched… Today I ordered once again my Venti Mild and she picks up another Grande cup… So I ask her if my french accent is too strong, maybe she didn’t hear correctly, but I want a Venti Mild… they’re was a third girl in the back and she came over right away and poured the right drink… this time though, I took all the change and walked away… she never looked back up, not sure if she’s having a bad day, a bad training, not enough coffee in the morning, almost deaf, not sure… but she’s annoying… And there it is my Starbucks rant, which is another first…
>>> “Ted Healey” 30/10/2008 9:00 am >>>
I can’t believe that she got your order wrong three times in a row. I bet she gets transferred to the quietest Starbucks in Canada: The Starbucks beside a Starbucks in Brockville.
Not much here. Nothing on my plate at all. I just had a quick meeting with Scott regarding scheduling (nothing bad, just clearing the air) and about our machines (we don’t have the money to upgrade them (uh oh.)
I may go to the dollar store to get $3 of decorations for our cube. That’s all. I’m a Scrouge of Halloween.
From: Michel Paquette
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 9:10 AM
To: Ted Healey
Subject: RE: Thursday Oct 30
Let’s just say that if she was in a Chorus Line, she’d be Connie and not picked at the end… enough said.
I’m gonna go to Pier 1 to get some little decos there, they were all on sale and sort of nice, not looking tacky, so we can put them around the kitchen on counter/table and put them away for next year’s use…
Should I get this bear lamp for the Adventure Room? I rrrrrrrreallllly love it…. rrrrrealllllllyyyyyyy….
>>> “Ted Healey” 30/10/2008 9:15 am >>>
Before you get the lamp, ask yourself where you are going to put it. Where.? Wheeeerrrreeee? If you can honestly say the place where you’ve chosen is proper and good, then yes. Get the lamp.
Di$ney. That’s all I’m saying.
From: Michel Paquette
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 9:18 AM
To: Ted Healey
Subject: RE: Thursday Oct 30
Oh, I know exactly where it’s going to go… we need 2 more lamps in the Adventure Room, one on each side of the couch (we have the moose lamp on one side already and the bear lamp would go on the other side). Then the small Deer lamp from Canadian Tire would go on the small Billy Shelf by the light switch, then it would be lit complete.
Disney would want me to get the lamps… What’s that Walt? Get it today? Venti Mild?
>>> “Ted Healey” 30/10/2008 9:26 am >>>
I just sent Syl the recepies for the chili and soup. Now she knows my secret for coming up with great food.
What’s that Disney? A PS3 with Little BIG Planet? Oh you little tease!
From: Michel Paquette
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 9:32 AM
To: Ted Healey
Subject: RE: Thursday Oct 30
Mr. Roy Disney! Please stop interfering…
Don’t listen to him, he was never the brain behind the Mouse House, just the survivor… he knows not what he says, he’s probably on percacets or valium right now anyway after living through the Michael Isner years…
Thanks for sending the recipies, thank god for the internets.
>>> “Ted Healey” 30/10/2008 9:39 am >>>
The ghost of Steven Spielberg is coming to me. ooooo he says goooo to craigslisssst and see that you can get new in box for $350 oooooo I don’t care if it fell off the back of a truck oooooo it has blue ray 2.0 oooooo Now he’s doing The Worm on the floor. And roy is joining him, doing The Crab. Ooooo and
Oh.
From: Michel Paquette
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 9:48 AM
To: Ted Healey
Subject: RE: Thursday Oct 30
Is it Spielberg from the 70′s / 80′s? or Spielberg from the Millenium?
Only the 70′s / 80′s is to be taken serious, the other one is a fraud, he’s misleading you… And plus, who does the worm anymore???
Now if he did the robot, I’d say, clear the savings account and run to where that truck stopped, where “cell phones don’t work” and buy buy buy.
I think you’re suffering from hallucinations, just put your iPhone on, turn on your Sarah Brightman and let her musicality soothes you into the real world once again.
Dr. Disney’s order.
>>> “Ted Healey” 30/10/2008 2:58 pm >>>
So we can actually purchase our airline tix this weekend. It’s true! I can draw the money from the Canada Savings Bond which, I thought was going to expire but it doesn’t at all until I say so.
What say you?
How was your lunch?
From: Michel Paquette
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 3:37 PM
To: Ted Healey
Subject: RE: Thursday Oct 30
well, if we can muster it, I say book’em Dano…
Hotel and Airfare would be taken care of…
I’m going to the front for the rest of the day, I’ll have limited access to email depending on how busy it is there, if we don’t chat, we’ll talk tonight.
I bought a xmas surprise for the xmas tree… you’ll love
>>> “Ted Healey” 30/10/2008 3:48 PM >>>
Okay no worries.
I just checked WestJet and leaving on Friday, back on Sunday, $1094
Yeeks!!!
From: Michel Paquette
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 3:58 PM
To: Ted Healey
Subject: RE: Thursday Oct 30
OH MY GOD…
we’re coming back on Monday the 8th…MONDAY THE 8TH……..
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>> “Ted Healey” 30/10/2008 4:08 PM >>>
$962 if we change in Newark. Do we want to save a hundred bucks.?
Don’t answer that I know your response already.
From: Michel Paquette
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 4:16 PM
To: Ted Healey
Subject: RE: Thursday Oct 30
NO FREAKIN’ WAY IN HECK
It’s not worth $100 to spend an afternoon in Newark
>>> “Ted Healey” 30/10/2008 4:24 PM >>>
Yeah westjet is $1094 I did it twice. I tried Thursday for poops and giggles to see if we could go in the evening after work but nothing – only 10am.
Flight Centre is $1200 with AAirlines. No Westjet option online. Looks like we’ll have to visit Jake!
From: Michel Paquette [mailto:mpaquet@toronto.ca]
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 4:43 PM
To: Ted Healey
Subject: RE: Thursday Oct 30
well, it’s much bettorb (the extra b is for bargain) than when I checked on Tuesday night, totally works for me… Let’s definitely do something about it tonight and hope the special holds until you can move the $$$ in your account
>>> “Ted Healey” 30/10/2008 4:44 PM >>>
K.see you at home gay box boy