At The World’s Biggest Bookstore this afternoon:
Young Woman: … like that time I was out on a date with this guy who was chain-smoking all night and then he wanted me to kiss him goodnight… yeah, right!
Young Man 1: Yeah, I’m not a fan of smooching with an ashtray. What about you, have you ever kissed someone and right in the middle of it you realize you want to back out because of the cigarette taste?
Young Man 2: Yes, but he was a virgin so I continued on
Young Woman: Was it that Russian guy?
Young Man 2: Nope, he was French
Young Man 1: And 16!
Haha nice. Reminds me of Overheard at Western.
I’ve never noticed the ashtray taste in smokers, but maybe that’s just because I’m always just shocked when someone likes me enough to kiss me, smoker or not.
Ha! I like it, I should submit some there too… you hear so many “good” conversations in court.