In my early 30′s I went out to celebrate after work once with my boss and all the other members of the sales team, we had officially made quota as a team, 6 of the 8 salespeople had reached over 25% of their personal quotas. We were golden. We were all getting a fat bonus come that January.

While drinking and eating snacky food at the bar, one of the girls from the team accidentally rubbed her breasts on my shoulder. I guess I made a face and someone else noticed and asked what was wrong. I replied that this was my first time feeling boobs. The girl in question said that she had perfectly great breasts and I should really give her a good feel so I could really say I had felt boobs for the first time. Having had enough beer in me I told her to bring it on. I put up my hands up open breast high, semi-close my eyes and felt her push herself on me… I must have looked uncomfortable, even if drunk, as they all started to laugh. Then this other salesperson said I should feel hers too, they were smaller and firmer, which I did with my eyes open this time… weird. Then this other one insisted I felt hers too. My first time turned out to be an orgy of boobs.

An onlooker asked what was going on, so one of the girls offered that I was gay and had never felt boobage before so they were showing me what it was like, to which he immediately replied: “well, I’m gay too”

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