While eating lunch
Asian Guy: What’s your last name?
Italian Guy: Savino
Asian Guy: Like the actor?
Italian Guy: What actor?
Asian Guy: Paul Sahvino from Goodfella
Italian Guy: No, he’s Sorvino, I’m Savino
Asian Guy: What’s the difference?
Italian Guy: Huh, well, the spelling for once?
I went back to my sandwich and my book…
Swwwwweeeeeet Revenge!
There was a tear AND a scowl! There was a lawyer! There was a crumpled letter (carefully fished out of the garbage) which I saved for us to relish later!!
And of course there was the fake niceness that always comes when one has been found out as a psychopath who without a doubt needs some heavy meds.
Oh I wish you were here to share it with me!!