At Bay and Dundas. I’m on the North East side waiting for the green light so I can cross Bay St to go back to work after lunch. On the other side, I can see a few people waiting to do the same thing, when the light changes, we will all cross paths. One woman stands out more as she is wearing a light pink scarf that billows in the wind… Light changes, we all start walking. The winds blows hard. The scarf floats in the air and then fall on the wet and dirty street right in front of a man who couldn’t avoid walking on it.
Woman (shrieking at the top of her lungs until she runs out of breath): THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS!
Man (bending over in a motion to pick up the scarf but stopping half way through, looking at her with disgust and tapping his index finger on his right temple): Are you fucking crazy?
He then stood straight and walked away, flabbergasted.
I howled in laughter.