Isn’t it just too bad when a comeback line is wasted in a dream?
A couple of nights ago I dreamt of an exact situation I had had earlier that day walking home and accidentally bumping into a woman as I tried to pass her on a tight and busy uncleaned sidewalk. I said: “sorry”, she replied: “ignorant” #09 & #10. It sort of made me mad because it was her fault as much as mine as she was taking a lot of room, walking smack in the middle of the sidewalks with two huge bags, blocking the flow of an already reduced path because Torontonians prefer to put salt pellets to melt snow instead of taking 15 minutes to shovel in front of their houses.
Anyway, that night in my dream, the same scenario happened except that when she called me “ignorant”, I just turned back to her and said very casually: “You know, I can tell the future, and in your future, you’re fucking off”
I wonder if I’ll have the chance to use this in real life today.