Here we are at Chunk, first time visit, not familiar with the place, one guy and one gal bartender looking fairly busy behind the bar. I force myself in between two people:
Me: Hi, can I get one Blue and one Bud please.
Guy: Oh, we don’t have either of those.
Me: OK, what do you have?
Guy: We have 50, Canadian, Molson Dry, Coors Light, Corona and on tap we have Ricard’s Red,
(rudely interrupted as he was going down the list of beers)
Gal: Why are you naming them all, just point to the top of the cooler. (then turning to me) I never mention the beers, I only point over there (motioning to the beer fridge).
Me: Yeah, you must make a lot of tip.
Gal: (eyes shifting, then turning away to go mind her own business #39 somewhere else)
Me: (to Guy) I’ll have two 50′s please.
Guy: Here you go, that’ll be $9
Me: Thanks (leaving $3 tip instead of my usual $1 per beer)
Sounds like somebody owes hush money to the Molson Distribution Yakuza.
What an odd inclusion, in Corona(?), without something as normally lame as Bud.