
This weekend, we treated ourselves to a road trip to Saugatuck, Michigan and set-up camp at Campit. It’s a nice campground, a tad larger than the one we’ve been visiting regularly in the past years and just as “comfortable”… Most importantly, we made the trek to visit Evil Panda and his husbands (Grizz and BigRed). For the last few years, they have driven all the way here to visit us, so it was definitely our turn to come their way.
After the 6 hour drive and the site set-up was completed we met Evil Panda by the pool to enjoy friends, drinks and conversations, we had to catch up as we hadn’t seen each other since the cruise last December.
Campit is a very friendly place! And as it would normally happen when one is in a pool, two strong hands started massaging my feet. Who am I to refuse such pleasantries? But relaxing was not going to be part of this massage because before long, some guy came over and offered to take care of “my middle” while my other extremeties were being tendered to… I declined politely, but firmly. He said he never really expected a yes but it wouldn’t stop him from asking again… Arghhhh!!! #89. Somehow the conversation turned to the imminent cold weather to arrive. He said he knew about that since he lived north of Canada! I snarkily said: what, Russia???. He said he wasn’t from Russia, he was from Detroit. I gave him one of these looks that was supposed to say: if you don’t get the fuck out of my face within the next nano-second, I’m gonna bite your head off from your ass! But I’m must have been tired from the trip because I think he saw a look that said: Please continue to infringe on my relaxation and disturb my peace. The strong man massaging my feet noted that I was really tense… humm.. yeah, I think I know why.

Obnoxious Bear then asked me: What’s West Of Windsor? I told him that Canada was a very large country and went from one ocean to another, west of Windsor was West Canada… He annoyingly started to tell me how Detroit was actually north of Canada being north of Windsor. I told him Windsor was the most southern place in Canada, that some of the USA were in fact north of the southern ontarian peninsula, but it didn’t mean he lived NORTH OF CANADA. He said that Windsor wasn’t the most southern place, that Pte-Pelee was, see you’re talking to an American who knows geography!!! Grinding my teeth, I told him that Windsor was the most southern CITY in Canada, if he wanted techicality, a boring city at that!… At this point, there was no enjoying a foot massage anymore, but luckily for me, I think his Attention Deficit Disorder kicked in and he then focussed on bothering the closest person around, who unfortunately for him, was Evil Panda.
Evil Panda is a very assured man, Obnoxious Bear never stood a chance.
We did see Obnoxious Bear again throughout the weekend, but always friendless.