Imagine coming home after a full day’s work.
Earning a decent paycheque because you put in yet another full day at the office.
Parking that scooter you were finally able to afford after saving for a long time.
And then some asswipe comes along and does that #22:
I guess that’s why I don’t own one in this city…
Hey, great blog, enjoyed reading it. David
That happens out here in the country all the time.
But with cows.
Split.
I think the whole tipping cows thing is an urban legend. I grew up on a dairy farm with over 200 cows. Everyone of them slept lying down either in their own stall, or huddles en masse in the pasture. Trust me, it was also almost an impossibility to sneak up on a cow, any movement and they would all scatter.
Does suck about the bike being tipped over. Could it have been a drunk parking mishap? lol
Ah, there’s the confusion. You can only tip beef cattle.
Dairy cattle can’t be tipped because they have a lower centre of gravity – what with the udders and all.
Split
not a drunken parking incident, not in this neighborhood…
DR tells me the new tipping fad is tipping Smart Cars…. again, mean people suck.
but Hummers and Ford Excursions are too hard to tip
lol…intersting. I wikipedia’d cow tipping and scientists have proven its an urban myth. All cattle sleep lying down. LOL. Smart Car tipping…now that is a new trend. I remember seeing two roid-muscle guys in Zurich pick up a smart car and move it to the opposite side of the street so that they could make a delivery at a bakery. True to swiss precision, they put the car back when they were done. Too bad I did not have my camera!!
My apologies FurryWolf!
Mea culpa! I should have been more concise. Of course cow tipping is an urban myth – how many beef cattle do you see at the corner of Church and Wellesley? Duh! I’m so lame.
Cow tipping is a rural phenomenon.
My sincere apologies for any misunderstanding.
Split
Don’t be so testy Split…I am sure you have had to educate many a fine folk that you do not live in an igloo and you don’t say take-off you hoser all day long, have a totem pole in your city center or centre and don’t have a pet moose that talks. Whew.
LOL!
Sorry Furry – not being testy at all – just an oft-misunderstood sense of humour.
Seriously, I am sorry if I’ve offended.
Forgiven?
Split