Well, I’ve toyed with the idea for awhile but was always put off by the techie side of it… then I married well and voila, six months later I have my own website… When DR told me how easy it could be all I heard was this: blee blee blee, blurh blurh blurh and a blah blah blah… and when I took my head out of my ass, this is what was it translated to: It’s $10 to buy the name, $50 to host the site for the year, it comes with webmail that I can download to your iMac’ mail, it’s that easy…

I’m not proud of it, but I’m probably the least tech savvy person I’ve had sex with, I don’t know the difference between ISP and FTP, but then again, the ring on my left hand’s middle finger is guaranteeing me a pass at the best web designer I know… Since buying the name, I’ve bombarded him with all sorts of ideas. Ideas, I have. Taking them from my French brain to your screen will test him to no end… I want music, animation and other fun stuff… See French Brain is already not able to put in it writing.. oh it’s going to be funnnnnn!

Mainly I’m doing this to snub Facebook (#98), I’m so freakin’ tired of hearing people talk about how many “friends” they have… AND I’m so not interested in “hooking up” with the geek in polyester pants and broke-ass glasses from grade 10 who is now continuously surfing Facebook in a sad attempt to put yet another “friend” in his pathetic collection… Plus, I’d probably say no if he asked.

See, I already hate something, and it’s only the first post!

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